Saturday, June 28, 2008
tabby tails and tattle tales
Saturday, June 21, 2008
InterCat Peace Treaty Negotiations: Back On
Marco: I come in peace. And I think you've been a little harsh on me. What
with my intestinal parasite experience and all. I just wanna snuggle with
you.
Pasha: I guess I'm getting used to you. We both get weird crusty stuff in our right eye creases. Neat! But don't get too comfortable. You're on probation newbie...
Editor's note: And so it goes... a precarious detente in the making. Stay
tuned.. but not too tuned. The Editor and Cat Language Interpeter is going on
another peace mission for a week.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
InterCat Treaty Day Three
Marco: I love coming upstairs in my new house. It never fails to piss off the puff ball. Oh look, here she comes.
Pasha: Grfinkjlegsl!!!
Editor's note: this loosely translates to 'Why you conniving beast, how dare you enter my lair!'
Marco: I am just standing here minding my own beeswax (eating her food, lol) and she's freaking out. This is amazing.
Pasha: Grrrrkjlgkjsgjlkj!!!
Editor's note: while it appears she is hovering low to the ground under the office desk, her words roughly translate to "Out! Out! Out!"
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Still adjusting
I'm feeling wheezy today so I'm going to the vet
Post vet note from Marco's mama: he went to the vet and came back; got violently ill and had to go yet again to the vet where they found he had a parasitic issue. He's now resting comfortably and is on anti-nausea meds. Starting tomorrow we have to give him medicine by mouth. That should be interesting.
Post vet note from Marco's mama: he went to the vet and came back; got violently ill and had to go yet again to the vet where they found he had a parasitic issue. He's now resting comfortably and is on anti-nausea meds. Starting tomorrow we have to give him medicine by mouth. That should be interesting.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes
At first, I thought this "brother" business would be a mere blip on my radar
Wait! I think I hear a noise!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Still annoyed
Marco, I'm sure you're a fine fellow. Let's face the facts, here. I have ruled this roost for four years and I have just barely gotten the humans trained. Bent to my will, so to speak. So your arrival to the party puts a kink in my plans for complete and total household domination. See what I mean? So the choice is yours... you're with me or you're on my growly, hairball choking noise, hissing list.
Pasha
Pasha
Thursday, June 12, 2008
All by myseeeelf... with an orange princess
Howdy, Marco here. My Pa left yesterday to return to Hell-Ay. I miss him already. He's the best dad a cat could ever have. But my new parents are sorta cool. More uptight than I'm used to, but they'll do. They feed me and snuggle with me. They rock it Marco style.
But this other cat. Pasha. Man, who stuck the fork up her behind? She's really pissed to have an East LA alley cat in her castle. I think she's secretly in love with me and that's why she's so weirded out. I mean, I could take her--I'm like twice her size... and we're equally cute... but I have the people personality. She needs to work on those social skillz.
That's the word from here. Peace out and pray for happy purring and twisted tails of glee.
M.
But this other cat. Pasha. Man, who stuck the fork up her behind? She's really pissed to have an East LA alley cat in her castle. I think she's secretly in love with me and that's why she's so weirded out. I mean, I could take her--I'm like twice her size... and we're equally cute... but I have the people personality. She needs to work on those social skillz.
That's the word from here. Peace out and pray for happy purring and twisted tails of glee.
M.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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